Do you realize that you make all the girls on the beach want to drown in the ocean?
Sincerely, how else could we get your sexy, tan and muscular arms wrapped around us?
If you’re at the other end of the apartment and can hear the sound of me brushing my teeth, you should be aware that I can hear you having sex.
Sincerely, you sound like a hamster.
You know what else you can read in the sunlight without a glare?